Girl frnd ne msg kiya:
Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai.

Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha:
Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui…
Woh dono pure din rat whatsap se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaii..
ush raat ladka, ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola..
Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho… Tumhe kya gift karu..
Ladki sharmati hui boli….
“Do aap taa Dill Tale….”.
MORAL: Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha, Bus dekh liya whats aap ka natija. :shock: :
Girl to Baba: If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba: Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl: Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.
Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka
‘TRY’ to har 1 ko karung
Boy on a date in his BMW car.
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai..

GF: kya?
BF: I m alrdy mrried!
GF: Tumne toh dara hi diya tha..
maie samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai…

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