Definition of honeymoon:
a man's last holiday
before he starts working
for a new boss !!
When you are single you see happy couple every where,
.
But
.
When u r married
.
you see Happy Singles every where..........................husband wife jokes in english
Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
Santa: I was a dude before marrying.
Banta: And what are you now?
Santa: Now I'm subdued!.......................funniest husband wife jokes ever
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it.

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