Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai? Santa : Sir, Mother! Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai? Santa kuch sochne lagta hai Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho? Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Ek Class Me Lady Teacher
Bachho
ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
.
.
Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 1
Lesson
Yaad
kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per
Kiss
kare”
.
.
Kuch Bacche Teacher ke
Haath per Kiss
karte hai..
.
.
.
Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne
2
Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh
mere Dono
Gaal
par kiss kare”
.
.
Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal
par kiss
karte
hai..
.
.
.
.
Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:“ Miss,
Bistar
Bicha lo”
.
.
Lady Teacher:“ Kyun ????
.
.
Pappu: “Mujhe Puri Book
Yaad
hai“
Teacher Shocked..
Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu…. Ab DIL tham lo ….. Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon…
Sharabi pati pii kar ghar aya toh patni ki dant se bachne ko kitab khol kar padne ka natak karne laga Patni – aj fir pii kar aye ho?? Pati – nhiiiiii toh.. Patni – toh fir ye Suitcase khol kar kya kar rhe ho??
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mai galia kyu de rahe the? Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai.. Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha

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