In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai.
Padosi: Aapa meri murghi dekhe kya tum - subah se nazar nai aree mereku. Aieee, ek khatora saalan bheji na, nai mila kya?
Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao,tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Ek bhikari ladki se bola kya aap mujse shadi karogi. Ladki boli Tujse shadi karne se achcha hai main Gade mein kud ke marjaon. Bhikari bola “kamini marjaigi laikin gareeb kaam nahi aayege”.

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