Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput hue, Fir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge. Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge Bachey: nahi Karenge Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge. Bachey: Nahi kasenge. Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge. Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Kya aapko pata hai tavve pe popcorn kyun uchalti hai? Nahi pata hai to … Ek baar Bait ke dek pata chalega.
Husband Raat ko sharaab peete peete apni biwi se bola ek pek legi? Biwi ne bola nahi. Husband ne phir bola ek chota sa le le? Biwi boli ok. Aur usne thodi si le li Aur boli cheeee kitni kadwi hai. Husband bola phir tujhe kya lakta hai kaminee roz kya main Aish karta hoon.
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! Banta: Woh kya.. Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

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