Letter to principal salam saale! Yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai? Kamino , students ki jaan nikal jati hai. Upar se paper checking to aise hoti h jaise apni maa k maut ka badla le rahe ho. Aisa sylbus banaya jaise tumhare yahan toh saale sab topper hi janme hai. Tera baap bhi is paper me pas nai hoga! Tu khud is paper me 10 bar fail hoga.tu kabhi bahar mil saale bataunga tujhe. Urs faithfully, (pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
Teacher : Beta, Tumhare sare answers Galat Hain… Student : Kamal karte ho sir ji, Marks hi toh Mang rhe, Pyar se mang rahe de do warna Do Thapad marke bhi le sakte.. Teacher : Bathmez Kahin ke !!! Student : Sir, Batmezi se yaad aya Apke Pitaji kaise hain?? Teacher : Nikal ja Class se.. Student : Sir, Chupchap Marks de do warna answer sheet me Itne cheed kar denge ki Confusion ho jaoge ki Fail kahan likhe aur Zero kahan!!!
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
Girl 2 boy:Muje apna mobile de do Main isko dekh k tumhe yad karungi Boy:Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena Ki me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.
Molu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya aur bola I Love You. Lakin ladki boli main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon. Molu achanak bhagne laga. Aur bhagte bhagte bola “Thair teri amma ku boltaon” Ladki chillake bolne lagi rukre potte I Love you too.

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