Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."
Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?" Pintu: "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"