Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha: 

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta? 

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu. 

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai? 

Ladka: Ab bhago!
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? 

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega
Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto
Teacher to student: 
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... 









Student: 
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?

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